I heard a lot about this game, from friends, classmates, people on the Internet. I saw a bunch of memes of those years that Ezio is a wonderful hero, how people wrote under posts, what Assassin’s Creed II wonderful. And now, after a dozen and a half years, I decided to play this so boiled game, and how many continuations she has, Brotherhood, Revelations, each of which occupies an average of 12-15 hours of the game, complementing our adventures that plus minus passes the same.

The game has an assessment of 91 on Metacritic and the date of birth of 2009, when it seems to you that I am cruel to such an old game, remember that I won’t forget it, and I am not an opponent of antiquity, nor for so long passed the 2001 DMC, played on the PS2 emulator in God of War, Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks and unknown to anyone unknowned Genji: Dawn of the Samurai. Therefore, now when I tried to justify myself, you do not destroy my dear commentators, because I know that among you, there are the same people who praised Ezio. But maybe no one is left and I came up with it all.

Installation of the game:

Firstly, as a respected adult, I downloaded a Steam version for 300 gold coins (do not joke about the tractor driver please, although you will not succeed, mats are forbidden, but is the so-called "suction of the tractor driver", obscenities? We need an answer in the comments) and the Russian language is not supported in this version. I naturally climbed to look for a Russifier of text and sound, since I am not a hacker, from the word completely. And I am scared by words such as "mount a downloaded image of a disk in any emulator program."Personally, I have more than one downloaded Russian file did not open, this is a curse or an omen of something terrible until it is clear.

I forgot to tell that before launch the game asked me to go to the old Ubisoft Connect (earlier uplay). What was my surprise, to see this ancient evil here and now, probably it was another sign, the horseman of the Apocalypse, which I waved my hand, and was able to translate the game into a modern, wonderful Ubisoft Connect. You understand the irony, yes?

Tired of strain, because we are primarily playing games to relax. Having downloaded the game from the eternally bright pirate shores. Everything earned like a clock and my tongue got up and the ancient evils were not from where it did not climb. I could finally end to the game, but as I could. I did not have the opportunity to choose the desired gamepad in the settings, there was only an unknown to me F310, despite the fact that the game was ported on the Xbox 360 and PS3, and it is not possible to go all the control is not exactly what I wanted, namely, play the game. Therefore, I decided to play on the keyboard. What will bring in my immersion, in the first couple of hours, a fun proceedings in the control settings, and what the hell are they asking me to press the button at the moment.

You probably have already noticed incomprehensible badges such as the “hand without weapons” “Leg of” “Legs” and so on. The main thing begins! The buttons necessary for pressing are not displayed in the game and this problem quickly finds itself, literally from the birth of Ezio, the game asks us to put the keys, or rather it will say the badges of these keys, so you know which button to “make your hand” button?

Or maybe you know how to "move your feet"?

Having a hundred or more keys on the keyboard depending on your model, the task becomes not simple (and there is also a mouse!). But we are with you on experience, this is not the first time we play, so we try the main buttons designed for the game. Yes, they will rest their soul, the person who never played video games and decided to start on the advice of friends/acquaintances to play Assassin’s Creed 2 on PC.

The most interesting in all this obscurantist, the fact that on PS3 all the buttons are displayed when they are asked to press, I found out when I talked with a hookah, who stably once a year passes his favorite parts of the assassins. But when you are your "confident PC-users", they considered people generally considered people? We must guess what the game requires from us.

Having run into the settings and back to understand what is required of me, we finally go to the game, where Ezio already shows how cool he is, in the battles of the wall to the wall, though he flies with a cobblestone the size of a fist on his face, from which he does not get into a state, thereby receiving a scalp of a full -playing game and which is also inherited by the scars.

Having defeated the henchman pacia, he runs away in fear, because you can get it for a stone in the face. After which we are again asked to make the impossible, to “reinstall corpses” that by the way are not corpses, but they are in a stable assassin shutdown, they simply are lying on the ground, because they are manual for a fight, they are simply cut down. Well, the natural button is natural to revenge the corpses (they are not corpses) is not displayed. After all, learning in infancy is not a clear example in the game, where we moved a pen, and now we must revenge corpses, there is no associative thinking.

Next, we need to play with my brother in catch -up, where, in principle, I immediately realized that I could not win, I only went into the game, it would be by the way to teach me to grab and climb. In addition to everything, I have to come first, the game leaves us no chance, on the second attempt I could somehow overtake him. This splendor begins, with music and a game design. Really cool, it would be if not the action later.

And then the action, this is a https://winztercasino.uk jump of faith and here it is made as difficult, for PC users, as far as possible. We need to press three buttons at once. "Ugh" will say players in the mob, and I will remind you that the buttons are not visible.

I would like to finish the management, but unfortunately the game itself presents us under the very nose that the liliax? There is no QTE element. In a love scene with Christina, which, by the way, we see the first and last time and we are sharply forced to clip the desired control element for a while, which is natural that it is natural? Correctly people scream in the comments, do not show! A similar moment in Kat-scene upset me when I could not hug Leonardo da Vinci.

Left with the lady of the heart for the whole night and without unfortunately the alarm clock, the father of Christina discovers us in the morning and drives us out of the warm embrace of her beloved. Where we run away from the guards for some reason, because the wall is not legitimate to fight the wall, but love, it, it is not in the law. By the way, I think all these shoots of Ezio for girls, in the future it is, Rosa, Ekaterina Sforz, without ideological and empty. All these relations are not disclosed in any way and do not really affect the character, if there were no, then nothing would have changed. The whole message is that Ezio is such a womanizer and all the girls are crazy about him. This company Ubisoft promotes us, it’s funny to look at it after a bunch of summons, strong and independent girls, Afro-Japanese Samurai assassins, although I am not an adversary, because Yasuke Japanese servant and warrior Daimo Oda Nobunagi, who served in him during the Sengoku period. But this is okay, we are returning, to our baht, who first made us a reprimand, that they are already sober about our adventures, well, at the same moment he showed to himself our friend and said, okay, I was also so reckless in my youth that he was well revealed the character from the first meeting. And actually asks us to fulfill a couple of minor instructions.

Here from where the “gap” of the century, the game asks me to raise the box in the first mission meeting with Da Vinci, I already got a little and I understand which button I need to press, press and nothing is happening. I go into the settings, I see that I am correctly pressing, I try again and without successfully. Well, I go on the Internet with this problem and see that a person writes, that you need to press Shift twice quickly. Naturally, the game itself does not tell me this, she asks me just to press this button, but I’m not a psychic unfortunately.

Further, our dad put his “turbidity” so that the good male population of our family is hung in the square, that I consider it a very dramatic moment, because they had all our younger brother without exception, and he looks 10-12 years old, and you rarely meet this, violence against children is a rather serious matter. But ubisoft here showed eggs slap 18+ and handed over hello Valhalla and Mirage with their rating (m) 17+

Well, they cried, packed and again on the positive. In one of the missions further, the impudent guard kicks our Leonard, which is completely not respectful of the Italian-living signal, sculptor, architect, scientist and engineer of the Renaissance.

Although Mr. Vinci, told us that the city allocated to him the corpses for his experiments. All the same, bring through the main entrance, past the crowd of people, a person in a guard costume, all the same as a little so suspicious.

Having killed the hamster, on the frame above, we declare that we are an Ezio auditor and we are alive and take revenge on the death of loved ones, after which we run away from the city so that they do not ask us for the "bazaar".

Running literally on his two with her sister and mother. We are already waiting for a long -time rival of the junior pacius, and wants to finish us. Fortunately, the plumber Uncle Mario arrived during and neutralized the enemy guard.

For some reason, the arrows did not have enough on Patzio the Younger and he just runs away after all the guard was killed in one gulp.

Uncle Mario, like all the brotherhoods of Assassinov, does not really like to finish off the main rivals, as if we are not the main characters of the game, but on the contrary, the same villains who constantly have the opportunity to kill us, but for some reason do not do this, immediately recall Hitman: Absolution

Stopgame do not swear that I did not fill the gif through Tenor, there. I am not guilty honestly, so for 10 minutes.

Well, what, after you and I talked about that about this, is the time to recall the management, because then our good uncle Mario teaches us new techniques, well, as he teaches, we are sitting in the settings to figure out what the game requires, the impressions are not forgotten. By the way, we are taught how to run away from the crowd here, after we were already sought to catch in the square where they all hung it and after we killed a hamster, it is useful of course, but I already can do it.

We keep in my head that I say good ones, we have catacombs here. I liked this, perfectly done, I just like in Prince of Persia returned. The design is perfectly executed, an interesting set pursuit of the guard, when he runs away the doors close behind him on the move, you need to sharply think about how to run up to the barrier. This is 5 with plus.

In the game about stealth, you can not sit down! Yes, I understand, it seems for quite some time in the series it was impossible to fully sit, but starting from the three, the game had bushes in which the hero sat down, but not here, so the target under the contract could often start dragging from you, only barely noticing your hood. And know where it was possible to squat and the game was also about stealth? In Hitman: Codename 47 of the two thousandth year of birth.

Benedict Cumberbatch for the protection and liberation of the city gives us a cloak that protects us from the molestation of the guards to our personality, when we run on roofs or other matters, but there is a nuance, if you have no great desire to engage in the collection of feathers, "voters" or go kill the money and get this, then there is nothing more to do in the city, and we are already sending us further, where the game will be reminded every time after the boot. that the Florenzo cloak does not act in this location.

An interesting pursuit on the wagon, well -set, we are driving along the burning bridge, then the archers shoot at us, trying to set fire to the pavo, the guards jump and grab the cart, where they can be thrown off on the branch or swing the stagecoach so that they fall down. For me it is done better than Red Dead Redemption of 2010, where you usually just jump and shoot from a rifle, along the enemies running past on horses.

We arrive in Fori, from where we need to sail to Venice, unfortunately we don’t have a ticket and from where did not get Ekaterina Bulkz, well, as it appeared, while we were told that it was impossible without a ticket, she screamed somewhere in the back of a small island, “help”. What the ruler of Forli forgot, on a piece of land will remain a mystery, in the end we are like Italian-The heart is saved and she gives us a pass.

Of all the cities of Venice, I liked the most, its architecture, the structure in general. In comparison with constantly yellow Florence and other cities among themselves. In Venice, there was something adventurous, whether I would jump from this house, to another or I will fly down to the water, beautiful sunsets, as well as the carnival later, will imprint the city well in memory. There were no bugs, in the moment when you jump on the guard with the top, your hero seems to be on the corpse, and he, in turn, begins to slide off and if the deceased guard was at the edge of the platform, then you are like a surfer, you fly from the roof. But this is not so much to blame for Venice as such a bug met in other cities, but here it is quite expensive to fall into the water.

The plot of the game for 8-9 hours is built on the fact that we, in the person of Ezio, kill the Templars, because they make some plans, we eavesdrop on their conversations where they say, "Assassin kills us one at a time, we need to make plans faster" and such a dialogue continues literally after each of our murders of one of the Templars. What are the plans, what do they want, the motivation of the heroes, we will not know anything like that.

We fly, we mean to kill the next Templar on the Deltaplane so that he does not have time to fulfill his, unknown plan. Why, by the way, we need to fly through the whole city, flying up on fires, which we also noted it straight, but by the envelope, into a castle with high fences, through which we can’t get over no longer, why don’t we just fly into it, from the nearest tall house, because even if we dragged this thing around the city, no one would have understood anything in the 14th century and Estio laughs, Leonardo tells him about the device that can fly.

The Golden Mask that we need to get to the special wound and kill another Templar planning plans. And it can get it completely any person who will participate in a pair of competitions. I immediately had an idea, but why we would simply, then not to steal a mask from the winner, why do we need this clowning with participation in competitions, having gone to a word, which, the mask gave one of the Templars’ company, despite our victory. After which we nevertheless stole this mask, and for some reason they did not find us in the crowd at the parties, because the Templar realized that he had stolen a mask, came to look for us at this party, but did not find it. Although he held this mask in his hands and knows how it looks like.

The greatest nonsense from either existing, this is when I followed the guard that carried the parcel for Rodrigo Borgia. I killed the guard, changed into his clothes, the captain went up and said to go after him and take the box, we go out to the open street and start working with boxes, if I crawl into them, they will drop the box and there’s just a street guard nearby, just the same equipment like me and it starts to dig to me, to the mission and there is a mission, who is the mission, who is the mission, who is the mission. I came up with it is not clear, despite the fact that when we only come to Venice, they show us that the guard here is badly treated, they literally rob a merchant who just paid for a place for his tent. But when I knock out the box from the same hard workers, they attack me.

If you thought that nonsense ended, then no, this is only the beginning. We get to Rodrigo, here a dozen of our fraternity appears from nowhere, we interrupt all the guard and fight with Borgia himself, he just kicks us in the stomach and runs away, and all the assassins around from our brotherhood are such, “let it run” for the second time we act like the notorious villain from the hitman, who had a chance to get into him, but he gave him to escape, but he had to escape, and after which he was abandoned Dies at the end of the game. Our fraternity watched us, since we fled after the messenger for Borgia and they did not put a couple of people anywhere to kill the main villain and he could not hide.

DLC Castle Protection

Then the defense of Forli is noteworthy man, it is worth campaigning in the captured castle and says “taxes” “Prices for millet will grow” around anyone, just now and I spent the enemy guard and the armor and healers are quietly standing in the city in which the military operations are now in which the fighting is now underway. Quite calmly as if ordinary Monday.